Michael Steele makes it rain at bondage club with teabaggers’ money

The animated gif and RNC chairman Michael Steele continues to be awesome, according to a report from the website of repressed bowtie enthusiast Tucker Carlson.

According to this report, Steele spent just under 2 grand at a Los Angeles bondage themed nightclub called  Voyeur West Hollywood during an RNC trip last February. The Daily Caller is citing Federal Election Commission filings from the RNC for their numbers, which include lots of other shady dealings with voters’ money but none of them are as hilarious as Michael Steele gettin’ his freak on with lesbian strippers in bondage.

For their part, the RNC is insisting that it wasn’t Steele himself at this club, which if true would ruin everyone’s fun. But they’re not saying who exactly was responsible for the costs. Even so, they’re probably right because it’s not like Steele’s fellow Republicans have any problem at all with throwing him under the bus.

UPDATE: It was apparently someone called Erik Brown who done did it. Still Steele is in charge of the RNC, he was in LA with the guy and he apparently didn’t properly babysit Mr Brown. So it’s not entirely inaccurate to say that it was Steele who “made it rain.” And “not entirely inaccurate” is the kind of standard that works well for me.

We Are Embezzling Your Donations For College Money

We Are Change is this group of 9/11 “truthers.” I’m not very inclined to say nice things about people with beliefs like that, but to their credit elements within this organization are calling bullshit on their leader, Luke Rudkowski of WAC-NY. It turns out that Luke was embezzling donations to the organization in order to pay for his tuition at Brooklyn College, which as the whistleblowers point out, “IS NOT WE ARE CHANGE BUSINESS!”

I will not argue the point that getting an education is not really the business of groups like this. In fact it’s pretty inconsistent with their teachings, since public schools are part of the big bad guvment, and they’re all out to get you and force you to believe in their lies by indoctrinating you, etc… Not to mention that public schools are supposed to teach critical thinking, among other things, and this is also incompatible with their beliefs for reasons which should be pretty obvious.

What’s kind of funny about this is that if the shoe were on the other foot, this is exactly the kind of thing that “truthers” would use to paint their picture of a 9/11 “inside job.” Since they don’t have evidence, they need to put little pieces of corruption, incompetence, and anomalies together in order to gradually compel people into adopting their view of What Really Happened.

Now just in order to piss of those people who get here by searching for that guy’s name, here is a picture of what really *did* happen. There are lots of eyewitnesses and lawn care engineers who will testify to this: