Today is fucking Pi Day. Be sure to celebrate appropriately. But please refrain from drilling yourself in the head in order to drive the living organism which is the stock market / true name of God according to the hidden numerical codes of the Kabbalah out of your brain because it’s driving you mad.
Please don't do this, no matter how loud the voices get.
You may shave your head, however.
It also would be Albert Einstein‘s 131st birthday if humans lived to be that old and he didn’t die in 1955.
