Michael Steele makes it rain at bondage club with teabaggers’ money

The animated gif and RNC chairman Michael Steele continues to be awesome, according to a report from the website of repressed bowtie enthusiast Tucker Carlson.

According to this report, Steele spent just under 2 grand at a Los Angeles bondage themed nightclub called  Voyeur West Hollywood during an RNC trip last February. The Daily Caller is citing Federal Election Commission filings from the RNC for their numbers, which include lots of other shady dealings with voters’ money but none of them are as hilarious as Michael Steele gettin’ his freak on with lesbian strippers in bondage.

For their part, the RNC is insisting that it wasn’t Steele himself at this club, which if true would ruin everyone’s fun. But they’re not saying who exactly was responsible for the costs. Even so, they’re probably right because it’s not like Steele’s fellow Republicans have any problem at all with throwing him under the bus.

UPDATE: It was apparently someone called Erik Brown who done did it. Still Steele is in charge of the RNC, he was in LA with the guy and he apparently didn’t properly babysit Mr Brown. So it’s not entirely inaccurate to say that it was Steele who “made it rain.” And “not entirely inaccurate” is the kind of standard that works well for me.

Michael Steele, representin’

Michael Steele is the gift that unfortunately might stop giving in the near future. Earlier in the week he told everyone he doesn’t plan on his party taking over Congress in the November midterm elections, which is just one more of those comments he makes without thinking about the implications which then enrages his fellow Republicans. Hilarity ensued.

Now it turns out that his new joint which hit the streets this week includes unapproved talking points regarding the party platform, which is of course unacceptable. It’s not like he’s the party Chairman or something like that.

So with all this fussin’ and a-feudin’ Steele struck back by daring his overlords to fire him or stop being such poopy-headed jerkfaces. Homey don’t play that! That is just how he rolls because he is from the streets, dawg.

Now today it seems that Steele has been summoned to an “emergency meeting.” Maybe he’s getting bitched out. Maybe he’s getting fired. That would be a tragedy, but I have high hopes that whatever happens, Michael Steele will continue to be awesome.

What is up, “G?”

Michael Steele is still my favorite Republican. Look at these fucking RNC intern pics:

Kind of reminds me of a different Michael.

Competition

UPDATE: After almost a full day of mockery, the GOP has decided to change the name of Michael Steele’s blog. That is “wack!”

So I started my day today like most – by going to the official Republican Party website to see who I was supposed to shake my fist at today. Instead I learned that I now have competition for the most amazing name for a blog ever:

“What up? By Michael Steele is where you can find out what the Chairman thinks”

Oh shit, yo! Michael Steele is Keeping It Real by asking us, "What up?"

I was under the impression that Republicans wanted to keep what their Chairman was thinking as private as possible. He’s like that guy at a party who’s trying way too hard to really fit in; which is incredibly uncomfortable if you’re the one he’s leaning on, but is hilarious to everyone else.

His first and only post so far is called “Let me ask you,” which concludes with this:

“Now that you will have much better access to them, what can each of our Division Leaders do in that network to help you?”

So the Chairman is asking how the Leaders can help you. I am sure there are many creative answers to this question.