Tubas are only 6,000 years old! A Missouri high school band gave out T-shirts with this design to their students:
and there was a backlash from evolution deniers who believed it was “controversial.” Students were forced to return the shirts.
JROTC student yells at a Muslim in class who wasn’t standing for the pledge. She also told her to “take that thing off your head.” Really.
Florida man building hovercraft, plans to live in it. No word yet on whether or not it is full of eels, but this reminds me of the Kilgore Trout story in a Vonnegut book where public property was abolished and everyone put up No Trespassing signs on everything. So the government gave people without property balloons.