Kook of the Week

Japan’s new first lady is a little strange a maverick batfuck insane:

“I eat the sun,” Miyuki says, raising her arms as if to tear pieces off an imaginary sun. “Like this: yum, yum, yum. It gives me enormous energy. My husband has recently started doing that too.”

OH MY GOD RUN FOR YOUR LIVES SHE’S EATING THE SUN HOLY SHIT!11

Crazy first lady is crazy.

Crazy first lady is crazy.

Oh, there’s more:

“While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,” she wrote, adding: “It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green.”

LOLWUT

  1. Venus is not green.
  2. When you’re asleep and you think you’re going somewhere, we call that A DREAM. you idiot.

And speaking of her dreams:

“I have a dream that I still believe will come true, which is to make a film in Hollywood,” she said. “The lead actor is Tom Cruise, of course.”

Of course. But why?

“Why? Because he was Japanese in a previous life.”

The crazy is giving me a headache. Commentary at this point would be superfluous anyway.

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