Japan’s new first lady is a little strange a maverick batfuck insane:
Oh, there’s more:
“While my body was asleep, I think my soul rode on a triangular-shaped UFO and went to Venus,” she wrote, adding: “It was a very beautiful place, and it was very green.”
- Venus is not green.
- When you’re asleep and you think you’re going somewhere, we call that A DREAM. you idiot.
And speaking of her dreams:
“I have a dream that I still believe will come true, which is to make a film in Hollywood,” she said. “The lead actor is Tom Cruise, of course.”
Of course. But why?
“Why? Because he was Japanese in a previous life.”
The crazy is giving me a headache. Commentary at this point would be superfluous anyway.