When most people think of Niagara Falls, they think of honeymoons and 1920s daredevils in barrels and lots of water falling off a huge fucking cliff.
That’s all there, of course, but you miss the whole idea of Niagara Falls unless you’re a local. In order to understand Niagara Falls as a real place, you need to think of stories like this one. Then, you’ll get it just right. It’s that classic international love story:
- American man goes on Craigslist.
- Man meets two Canadian women for threesome at a seedy motel.
- Man steals laptop, purses, and everything else in their room.