War on Christmas II, Nordstrom

Nordstrom is apparently some kind of department store for rich people. Anyway, here’s how they’ve retaliated in this ongoing quagmire:

I don’t know if this will get much attention from the AFA and their ilk. If it’s upscale (which it must be because Wikipedia told me so), then it’ll probably be a little tougher to get potential customers to start shaking their fists at Nordstrom. If they tried, it would probably go something like this:

Idiots: “Hey, you need to celebrate Christmas in early November or else you hate Jesus and I won’t shop at a store that hates Jesus!”

Nordstrom: “So what? You wouldn’t shop here anyway. You shop at Wal-Mart like all the other losers who care about retailers’ holiday decor.”

Maybe they’ll prove me wrong though. We shall see.

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