Look at this fucking lawyer commercial

There are a few things I love about this ad. Obviously the excessive explosions would be one. Another is how he seems to be totally oblivious to them. It’s as if his typical client were the runners-up in Death Race 2000 or government protected witnesses about to testify against mob bosses or something. “Yeah, we get these disfigured walk-ins who were blown up in comically excessive car bombs ALL THE TIME. We even have a special form for that I just gotta stamp. Shirley, can you bring a stack of P2-104s into my office please?”

And notice how he seems to be struggling to not move more than a few fractions of an inch in either direction. He’s probably afraid he’ll accidentally detonate yet another explosive which are apparently all over the place in Pittsburgh.

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