- WE’RE #1! WE’RE #1! (in arrests for marijuana).
- Woman arrested for urinating on clothes. Yes, as a matter of fact, this was at a Wal-Mart in Florida.
- Middle school student arrested for doing his part at making his co-student not look like a douchebag.
- Parents arrested after their 7 month old baby starts choking on a bag of marijuana.
- Man with 9000 Ecstasy pills duct-taped to his leg arrested at Detroit/Windsor border.
- Orange County Republicans trick stoners into registering Republican.