Criminals of the week

  • “And as I was flinging the poo all over her yard – it felt really good, and I just kept doing it.” (link)
  • “He knows better. I mean, he’s probably made arrests for assault and battery. He knows what the laws are.” (link)
  • “A GRENADA man with two severed human heads in a bucket walked into a precinct station and presented his haul to horrified police.” (link)
  • Female ninja arrested for shooting blow darts at people from her car. (link)
  • “One man in a crew suspected of carrying dynamite-like explosives around Buford told investigators the devices were meant for “play” and to blow stuff up in his backyard, according to testimony Thursday.” (link)
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3 Responses to “Criminals of the week”

  1. atheistwars Says:

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    FSM….

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flying_Spaghetti_Monster

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    DOUBLE!

    FOR THE WIN…

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  2. atheistwars Says:

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    how about I believe in WHATEVER I want – even in the FLYING SPAGHETTI
    MONSTER! – and you have nothing to say!
    *******************************************************************************

    let me show you the end results of this particular *ONE-DIMENSIONAL SCIENTIFIC MODE*
    of thinking that is called *CRITICAL THINKING*, which is completely divorced from
    any human objectives…

    this style has been perfected by dawkins, pz, randi and the other *NEW ATHEISTS*
    **
    THE BOOBQUAKE – 911!
    ***
    hey, atheists don’t even BELIEVE IN BOOBIES!!!
    they thought BOOBIES had no effect… WRONG!

    see, I just want to make it clear to the rest of you:
    jen is unable to see that there is a CONFLICT BETWEEN EROS & SCIENCE….

    http://www.blaghag.com/2010/04/in-name-of-science-i-offer-my-boobs.html

    see how we take a term and convert it into its AUTHENTIC POLITICAL DIMENSION – THAT
    OF LIBERATION – not just merely harmless expression…

    Visit for the BOOBQUAKE:

    http://dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussion.net/philosophy-f1/the-boobquake-911-t1310.htm

  3. nanobotswillenslaveusall Says:

    Cool story, bro.

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