BP really, really cares about us

OK, so everyone’s really mad about the oil disaster and all, and the BP top brass seem to be doing all they can to make people even more angry by not really giving a shit about it – trying to reduce potential penalties and fines, the CEO’s whining about how he “want[s his] life back,” that sort of thing.

But there’s good news, everybody! The chairman of BP has made some statements today which were totally not arrogant and contemptable or anything like that at all! From CBS News:

[BP Chairman Carl-Henric Svanberg] said that he sometimes hears that oil companies are greedy or don’t care about people, but that’s not true.
“We care about the small people,” Svanberg said.

But Carl-Henric Svanberg’s not the only one concerned with midgets.

He added that his meeting with Mr. Obama was very constructive and that BP appreciates the president’s deep concern.
“He is frustrated because he cares about the small people, and we care about the small people,” he said.

There! See, both the president and the chairman of BP care about us small people.


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