Agnostics denounce anaerobic respiration

[NEW YORK] – Agnostics at a press conference today denounced prokaryotic bacteria for what they called their “unshakable, religious faith in anaerobic respiration.”

Author Matthew Taylor told gathered reporters that although such bacteria claim that they produce adenosine triphosphate without the use of oxygen, their abstinence of O2 is really an aerobic respiration of their own, which is just as fundamentalist as the Krebs Cycle enthusiasts they claim to oppose.

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