There is probably some good Yakov Smirnoff joke appropriate for this story. The best I’ve got is, In post-Soviet Russia, psychics get beat up by some guy who then goes on to kill two witnesses of the assault. Maybe that one belongs here. From the Moscow Times:
A man was jailed by a Kemerovo region court on Thursday for assaulting a Gypsy fortune teller who predicted that he would be jailed, the Investigative Committee said.
It sounds like…
*takes off sunglasses*
see that coming.
And by “that,” I mean the assault. You know, the part of the story which is kind of important to her and the two unfortunate witnesses.