Posts Tagged ‘comedy’

Pic of the day

February 1, 2010

Xzibit v. MacGyver


Pic of the day

January 15, 2010

Maybe it’s the nanobots in the flu vaccines I got yesterday which are now apparently controlling my mind, but this is pure genius:

Pic of the day

January 4, 2010

Happy New Year

December 31, 2009

Happy Jesusday

December 24, 2009

So here is the Christmas Truce letter describing an interesting event during WW I, interspersed with inappropriate videos and pictures. Enjoy.

Christmas Day in the trenches, 1914


“This will be the most memorable Christmas I’ve ever spent or likely to spend: since about tea time yesterday I don’t think theres been a shot fired on either side up to now. Last night turned a very clear frost moonlight night, so soon after dusk we had some decent fires going and had a few carols and songs. The Germans commenced by placing lights all along the edge of their trenches and coming over to us – wishing us a Happy Christmas etc. They also gave us a few songs etc. so we had quite a social party. Several of them can speak English very well so we had a few conversations. Some of our chaps went to over to their lines. I think theyve all come back bar one from ‘E’ Co. They no doubt kept him as a souvenir. In spite of our fires etc. it was terribly cold and a job to sleep between look out duties, which are two hours in every six.

First thing this morning it was very foggy. So we stood to arms a little longer than usual. A few of us that were lucky could go to Holy Communion early this morning. It was celebrated in a ruined farm about 500 yds behind us. I unfortunately couldnt go. There must be something in the spirit of Christmas as to day we are all on top of our trenches running about. Whereas other days we have to keep our heads well down. We had breakfast about 8.0 which went down alright especially some cocoa we made. We also had some of the post this morning. I had a parcel from B. G’s Lace Dept containing a sweater, smokes, under clothes etc. We also had a card from the Queen, which I am sending back to you to look after please. After breakfast we had a game of football at the back of our trenches! We’ve had a few Germans over to see us this morning. They also sent a party over to bury a sniper we shot in the week. He was about a 100 yds from our trench. A few of our fellows went out and helped to bury him.

About 10.30 we had a short church parade the morning service etc. held in the trench. How we did sing. –
‘O come all ye faithful. And While shepherds watched their flocks by night’ were the hymns we had. At present we are cooking our Christmas Dinner! so will finish this letter later.

Dinner is over! and well we enjoyed it. Our dinner party started off with fried bacon and dip-bread: followed by hot Xmas Pudding. I had a mascot in my piece. Next item on the menu was muscatels and almonds, oranges, bananas, chocolate etc followed by cocoa and smokes. You can guess we thought of the dinners at home.

Just before dinner I had the pleasure of shaking hands with several Germans: a party of them came 1/2way over to us so several of us went out to them. I exchanged one of my balaclavas for a hat. I’ve also got a button off one of their tunics. We also exchanged smokes etc. and had a decent chat. They say they won’t fire tomorrow if we don’t so I suppose we shall get a bit of a holiday – perhaps. After exchanging autographs and them wishing us a Happy New Year we departed and came back and had our dinner.

We can hardly believe that we’ve been firing at them for the last week or two – it all seems so strange. At present its freezing hard and everything is covered with ice…”.

Near the end of the letter the writer tells his mother, “As I can’t explain to everyone how I spent my 25th – you might hand this round please”.

The letter ends: “There are plenty of huge shell holes in front of our trenches, also pieces of shrapnel to be found. I never expected to shake hands with Germans between the firing lines on Christmas Day and I don’t suppose you thought of us doing so. So after a fashion we’ve enjoyed? our Christmas.

Hoping you spend a happy time also George Boy as well. How we thought of England during the day.

Kind regards to all the neighbours.

I forgot about Festivus

December 23, 2009

I forgot to mention that today was Festivus. So Happy Festivus.

What. The. Fuck.

December 19, 2009

If you have any drugs, take them all and watch this. If you don’t go get some, then take them and watch this:

What is up, “G?”

December 15, 2009

Michael Steele is still my favorite Republican. Look at these fucking RNC intern pics:

Kind of reminds me of a different Michael.

LOLcats invented in WNY

December 7, 2009

From the March 1929 issue of Parents Magazine:

Quentin Tarantino has discovered his retirement plan

December 5, 2009

He looks like he really belongs doing these things.

I have no clue what the ad is supposed to be for, but whatever it is, he’s selling it.

50 best protest signs of 2009

December 4, 2009

BuzzFeed has the list. Here are some of the better ones:

The Count

November 5, 2009

What do you hear in this video?

Today is John Cleese’s 70th birthday

October 27, 2009

So here is the funniest scene from a movie ever:

The drunkest guy ever meme

October 21, 2009

Here are two great variations on this drunk guy trying to buy beer at a convenience store meme. First we have the silent film version:

And here’s it’s incorporated with an MC Trebek Mash-up:


More LOLScientists

October 4, 2009