There is probably some good Yakov Smirnoff joke appropriate for this story. The best I’ve got is, In post-Soviet Russia, psychics get beat up by some guy who then goes on to kill two witnesses of the assault. Maybe that one belongs here. From the Moscow Times:
A man was jailed by a Kemerovo region court on Thursday for assaulting a Gypsy fortune teller who predicted that he would be jailed, the Investigative Committee said.
It sounds like…
she didn’t…
*takes off sunglasses*
see that coming.
YEEAAAAH!
And by “that,” I mean the assault. You know, the part of the story which is kind of important to her and the two unfortunate witnesses.
Nanobots Will Enslave Us All 
August 24, 2010 at 07:37 |
but with recent revelations about James Randi, I think he likes DICKS!
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THE SECOND COMING!
THE END OF ATHEISM
FOLLOW THE WHITE RABBIT…
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THE B**BQUAKE – 911
you are going to pay the price for this….
THE RUBBER DUCKY OF PSEUDOSCIENCE III – JAMES RANDI
there is a lot of sh*t to flush!
THE HEAD OF THE INFIDEL!
Is America burning yet?
Maybe we need some more…
we use the DIVINE against the ESTABLISHMENT… you?
we do better DEMOLITIONS than you, savage…
RENOUNCE YOUR ATHEISM AND JOIN THE SOCIALIST FAITH!
let them know if the MDC continues more people will die…
the WORLD TRADE CENTER PROPHECY – THE DANCE OF DEATH
FLUSH ATHEISM!
Actually it is a ROYAL FLUSH!!!
Let me show you how ATHEISTS were partially responsible for 911
These ATHEISTS NEED TO BE ON THE TERRORIST WATCH LIST!
You don’t even have SCIENCE on your side…
You’re a perfect example of when PHILOSOPHY becomes an ENEMY OF LIFE…
http://stephenlaw.blogspot.com/2010/06/playing-mystery-card.html
not quite samantha with her *supernatural spit*, eh?
this isn’t one of your little WORD GAMES…
blasphemy is a DEATH SENTENCE
you people actually BELIEVE the BS you preach!
GOD 1 – atheists 0
Atheists,
you are ENEMIES OF GOD AND ARE GOING TO BE ANNIHILATED…
Repent and turn to God or be destroyed…
YOU HAVE NO CHOICE…
my interpretation of the STATUE FIRE… it symbolizes the SPIRITUAL DEATH of atheism…
http://www.salon.com/news/2010/06/15/us_lightning_strikes_jesus_statue
PRINCESS DI IS WEARING A NEW DRESS!
http://www.princeofwales.gov.uk/speechesandarticles/a_speech_by_hrh_the_prince_of_wales_titled_islam_and_the_env_252516346.html
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http://skepticblog.org/2010/04/06/would-i-ever-pray-for-a-miracle/
Shermer, I WANT TO SEE YOU BEG FOR A MIRACLE…
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we do like your music Lady Gaga, but…
The B**BQUAKE – 911
Let me show you the FATE OF TRAITORS…
they are incapable of telling the difference between SCIENTIFIC *FACT* AND
RELIGIOUS AND PHILOSOPHICAL *TRUTH*… FATAL ERROR!
they also preach a *VALUE FREE SCIENCE* called *POSITIVISM* that ignores the
inequalities of wealth and power in capitalist civilization…
for a sample taste of PZ Myers’ GARBAGE…
http://scienceblogs.com/pharyngula/2010/06/sunday_sacrilege_imagine_no_he.php
HIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!
HIJACKING IN PROGRESS!!!
how can these HEADLESS IDIOTS BET AGAINST GOD!!!
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what happens when you LOSE Pascal’s Wager…
http://www.peterkreeft.com/topics/pascals-wager.htm
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you FIGHT PAPER MONSTERS…
THE BOOBQUAKE – 911!
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http://dissidentphilosophy.lifediscussion.net/philosophy-f1/the-boobquake-911-t1310.htm
August 24, 2010 at 09:14 |
u mad?